Shifty Goes to the Big House

Shifty crossed the line on Saturday. Three  boys came running into the backyard startling the dogs. Shifty bit one of them. Fortunately he didn't draw blood or it would have been the end of Shifty.

He does not like boys and growls at them. We tried to work with him on that problem but I am no Cesar Milan.

Hopefully he will find a good home with no boys around.

 We took him to the big house yesterday and turned him over to the authorities.

A Tale of Two Jumpers

It is the best of toys. It is the worst of toys.

The house came with the trampoline. It is the children's favorite activity.

As with anything that is fun there is an element of risk. Every time children come over they all get on the trampoline and anytime more than two or three children are on the trampoline somebody gets hurt.

My daughter has hit her nose about four times and we will be taking her to the doctor after this most recent time. I don't believe this most recent event caused any permanent injury but her nose needs to be examined anyway. She was examined by an ENT a few years ago and the ENT informed us that she had suffered a broken nose previously. The first nose incident happened before she came to us. Our daughter is adopted and her birth mother severely abused her when our daughter was very young. A brain destroyed by drugs does not good decisions make.

My son suffered a broken arm on the trampoline long before we purchased the house.

Despite the broken arm he is the child that spends the most time on the trampoline.

The new commandment is:

Thou shalt have only one child at a time on the trampoline lest thy feet leave from only the ground as thy father shall remove thy trampoline far from thee.

A Family Control Center

Taking a cue from Don Aslett's book Make Your House do the Housework we put up a family control center.

This control center is the information hub of the home. On the left is a white board with everyone's name on it. The whiteboard will be used to communicate assignments and other information to the children and us.

On the right is the calendar.

The wire basket on the left has a slot for each of us and a spot for outgoing things.

The hooks are for bags to collect things that need to be taken to whatever activity each of us have.

The trashcan will be mounted on the wall with adhesive hooks. Drilling holes into plaster and lath walls is not a good idea. 

The items on the left replaced a long shelf with hooks underneath. The shelf was flat and therefore was piled with things every time I have seen it in all the years since it was put up.

The center will no doubt require some fine-tuning but it is a good start.

The whiteboard was $20 from Costco. The calendar was seven dollars from Staples. The rest of the items we had on hand.

I wanted some wall pockets instead of the wire basket on the left but I was not willing to pay the high prices.

IKEA has a wall file that will work for a reasonable price so I may pick one up the next time we are there.

A Washing Machine Passes

The They say timing is everything and in this case that turned out to be true.

The timer on the washing machine would not turn. 

Time for Mr Fix it (AKA me) to save the day.

I diligently searched the great internet resource, YouTube, and found a video about how to replace the timer switch.

I just had to pull off the knob, then remove the control panel, then unscrew and disconnect the timer. Replacement is just the reverse.

I pulled, and pulled,.... and pulled. Then I pulled with a little more force then a little more then... SNAP! the knob comes off.... along with the shaft...

Unlike the washer in the video, this knob screwed on. Now I definitely know that the timer is bad. It may not have been before my knob removal but there can be no doubt about its condition now. "It's dead Jim."

No problem. It was probably bad anyway. Then it was to the internet to find a replacement timer. 

I found several for about $135 each.

Hmmmm. This washer is quite a few years old and the safety lockout switch does not work either. That means that it spins or spun with the lid open or closed. In the old days one just needed to be careful but nowadays we have to have everything as idiot proofed as we can get it. My children could possibly throw the dog in to see if the washer would get him dry during the spin cycle. Probably best to shop around for a different washer.

The day, or week at this point, can still be saved.

Back to the internet via my phone. Sears, Home Depot, Lowe's, and others... The cheapest new washer I can find that is HE was $430 and they go waaaay up from there. Sears had one that looked promising for $500 plus setup if I don't want to haul the old one up the stairs and the new one down the stairs.

What about used?

I found a few on CraigsList for $150 or more. But then I have to call, go there, haggle, load it up, haul the old one up the stairs, the new one down the stairs, and take the old one to the dump. Maybe the machine lasts a day, maybe it lasts 10 years. No way to tell.

There are at least two used appliance stores in town so off we go. I priced the part at one and a washer as well. He had a top loading HE washer for about $385. They had a 90 day parts and labor warranty. For $385, I'll buy new. He also had some sets for $430 or so. However, the dryer still works.

I picked up my lovely wife and we made a date of going to the used appliance store. We got a large capacity Whirlpool for $200 and a used commercial freezer for $475. I was not planning on buying a freezer but she is the cook and wanted one. I didn't argue since I get to eat what she cooks. We have been without a freezer since the old one nearly killed me a few months ago. 

Project Review:

Objective: Get a large capacity washer quickly and as inexpensively as we can.

Objective Achieved? Yes

Things that went well:

Got a washer without a great deal of time invested at a good used appliance store.

Was able to fairly quickly determine what the problem was and determine that it was too much money to fix.

It was worth $30 to have the guys move the old appliances out and the new ones in. My back appreciates it.

Things that didn't go well or that I would do differently if I had to do it again.

Spend very little time looking at new washers. 15 minutes on the internet would have been enough to determine that used is a much better deal. I spent too much time shopping both in person and online. I would like an HE machine and were cash less of an issue I would buy one but cash is a very big issue and the cost savings are not enough to pay for the difference in price even over the long run. I would really like to conserve resources and save the planet but I need to eat. Make the price close and I'll go with the HE machine. In a few years there will be plenty of them on the used market.

Due to other priorities and distractions what could have been done in a day took me about a week. It was a very simple choice.

I was not counting on purchasing a freezer but my wife wanted it so we spent much more than I had in mind. All total we spent less than the cost of a new HE front loading washer.

Cost: $212 for the washer and $512 for a used commercial freezer plus a $30 tip to the guys for moving both appliances.

Summary: A simple project that could have been done in two days but took about a week due to distractions. The used appliance dealer cost me about $1,000 less than new.

Washing machine repair

Washing machine timer switch

Shifty and the Great Escape

Shifty never liked being confined. Walls are just a challenge to him. As soon as he was locked up he began sniffing about for the way out. He is a sly one and is careful to work on his escape only when the guards are not looking.

Shifty has escaped from every joint he was locked up in. If fact, that is how he ended up in this joint. He made a clean break and was on the lamb for some time. Things were rough on the outside but he liked his freedom. It was too good to be true and the law eventually caught up with him. 

Then it was to the big house for him. It was a loud and miserable place full of all kinds of undesirable characters.

That was where we found him. Locked in a cage for almost the whole day. We looked over his record. His rap sheet was not spotless by any means but suprisingly it was clean of violent offenses. 

We talked it over and decided to give him a chance. This joint is much easier than the big house. All he has to do is follow the rules and get along with the population. The yard is much better here than at the big house and he can access it just about anytime he wants. 

Shifty has mostly walked the line but he is not exactly a model inmate. He has growled at some of the smaller guards, has stolen food, and has been in a few scrapes with another inmate.

The growling could get him sent back to the big house but we have instituted a training program for the guards and have him on watch.

His big offense it escape. He will take advantage of any guard that slacks off. He will bolt out the door if he gets a chance. He has escaped several times but we got him before he got far. His favorite escape method is tunneling. He is a fast one and has tunneled out several times. 

This has caused us to add greater security measures. We have essentially turned this place into the Rock. 

Here is the offender.

Here is the inproved perimeter fence.

We considered using wire and we had these rocks laying around so the solution was free.

Dog digging

Digging under fence

Dog escaping under fence

Dog fence

8 February 2015

Shifty got out again.

12 February 2015

He got out again because one of the rocks was too small and he was able to move it. This will likely be a battle for sometime to come.

19 February 2105

Another escape from an unsecured area of the fence.